Future Valeria,
Make sure not to drink excessive caffeine. I repeat, make sure to never ever drink excessive caffeine. It shall be the death of you. Reminder to slap Fizz in the head numerous times and go get your sister as soon as possible. The future is bright without starbucks.
Past Valeria.
P.S. - Stay clear of the flying birds. Make sure Veda puts the bread on the ground or else the next time will not be so lucky.

After reading this, i actually stopped drinking coffe. yet today i failed to follow my own advice and went to starbucks.